Douchehog

What is Douchehog?

The gelled-up spiky hairstyle worn by douchebags who think it will make women want them. Named as a portmanteau of "douchebag" and "hedgehog".

Brad finally grew out his douchehog. Do you think he'll straighten out now?

See douche, hair gel, spiked, douchebag

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