What is Douchehorse?
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A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.
That Kublai Khan douchehorse was a real douchehorse.
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Where one is so fat that the fat crushes the vocal chords to a point that it causes them to have a deeper, fatter sounding voice.
when..
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1. Eating something that tastes really good.
2. Having a really good time
1. Dude, I wanna get some oranges and activate my beak.
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