What is Douchehorse?
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A douchehorse is someone who attempts to conquer Japan by sending a fleet of shitty riverboats to sea, then gets all surprised when every single boat sinks in a storm, resulting in the highest number of at-sea casualties in history.
That Kublai Khan douchehorse was a real douchehorse.
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To have someone mess with your head.
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To exclaim udder disbelief.
Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: ..
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A unwelcome camera flash hits your eyes.
Sitting at a conference, the local paper photographer bitchflashed me.
See flash, camera, bit..
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A nitrous oxide user who displays the characteristic addictive behaviour reminiscent of crack cocaine. Given the brevity of its effects,..
