Douchekabob Edit Meaning

1.

A skewered meathead. A person so dumb that there might possibly be a metal rod piercing their brain.

Lisa loves all the Ernest movies. What a douchekabob!

2.

Pertaining to any homo-sapien that emanates an overall sense of: self-justification, terrible joke-telling/movie quoting, nosiness, and possesses macabre physical features that are insurmountable by any amount of mangled dead babies.

Any Normal Guy: "Yeah man, its been really hard for me to let go of my grandma's memory ever since she was mutilated by a passing farm implement last month."

Douchekabob: "Oh yeah, my cock was hard when I penetrated your grammy's mangled skull via eyesocket, bahahaha high five bro."

See doosh, douche, homo, re-re, gay