What is Douchekabob?
1.
A skewered meathead. A person so dumb that there might possibly be a metal rod piercing their brain.
Lisa loves all the Ernest movies. What a douchekabob!
2.
Pertaining to any homo-sapien that emanates an overall sense of: self-justification, terrible joke-telling/movie quoting, nosiness, and possesses macabre physical features that are insurmountable by any amount of mangled dead babies.
Any Normal Guy: "Yeah man, its been really hard for me to let go of my grandma's memory ever since she was mutilated by a passing farm implement last month."
Douchekabob: "Oh yeah, my cock was hard when I penetrated your grammy's mangled skull via eyesocket, bahahaha high five
bro ."
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