Douchelag

What is Douchelag?

Noun

On an online game, such as Counter-Strike, blaming lag for being a shitty player

Player 1 "why aren't you hitting anything?!?!?"

Player 2 "it's my lag, i can't walk straight"

Player 1 "More like douchelag, bitch"

See noob, lag, douche, lame, online, n00b

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