What is Douchelish?
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The language douche bags speak. Most douche bags are fluent in Douchelish. This was term mentioned in an episode of "The Soup." Spencer Pratt and Ryan Seacrest are both fluent in Douchelish.
Here's an example two reaaaaally white douche bags speaking douchelish:
Douche 1: "Yo, homie, we meetin some peeps tonight?"
Douche 2: "Aw, yeah, dawg. I wanna get ripped."
Douche 1: "You don't rip, you zip you flip, you trip."
Douche 2: "Aw, hell yeah, homie."
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