What is Doucheloaf?
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1. Someone who is more than a single slice of douche.
2. A pastry that tastes horrible.
3. Military DFAC food
4. A collection of Van Damme movies
see also Celine Dion
"That doucheloaf just tweaked his grandmother's nipples!"
"This is the worst fucking doucheloaf i've ever tasted!"
"What kind of doucheloaf are they serving tonight?"
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