What is Doucheloaf?
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1. Someone who is more than a single slice of douche.
2. A pastry that tastes horrible.
3. Military DFAC food
4. A collection of Van Damme movies
see also Celine Dion
"That doucheloaf just tweaked his grandmother's nipples!"
"This is the worst fucking doucheloaf i've ever tasted!"
"What kind of doucheloaf are they serving tonight?"
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A more appropriate way of saying a part of the male anatomy often referred to as the penis.
Kid: Hey, mommy my gollywonker hurts.
Momm..
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The hair that grows arround the nipple on either a man or a woman.
He was attractive, but he had WAY too much nipple beard.
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