What is Douchemachete?
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A person whose has committed the ultimate immature, lazy, stupid or ridiculous act ever conceived. A situation where the term Douche-bag is simply not expressive enough.
A male classmate (during class) tells the entire room a rape joke, the majority of the class is female. Afterwards proclaims "why was that inaproperate?"
"Man, that guy is a douchemachete."
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Performing sexual favors and acheiving a female orgasm using solely the eyelid.
Tom contracted eye hepes after perfoming optical sex on..
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A muthafucking dumbass. A disgrace to mankind. You might as well see dumbass for this.
Some guy: Hey fool, "What's up"? ..
