Douchemag

What is Douchemag?


1.

Someone who constantly draws in completely douche individuals despite trying NOT to. Whether it be shitty boyfriends, unreliable friends, or OCD co-workers, a douchemag seems to be the powerhouse magnet who brings them ALL of them into their lives.

"Miranda must be a complete and total douchemag! Her newest boyfriend stole her checkbook to pay a hooker!"

"I'm pretty convinced I'm a douchemag because I can't count on any of my lame ass friends."

See magnet, douche, friends, psychos, losers, assholes


83

Random Words:

1. Term coined in reference to how black people generally indulge dialogue at a higher volume, than Caucasian counterparts. There is no Wh..
1. the shrunken or misshapen teste of an unfortunate young man, usually a lord or earl. as Lord Charles III entered the communal showers a..
1. Penis Envy, the Freudian concept of a woman, or unic, desiring the male sexual genitalia. Jenny has ramulen because she really wishes s..