Douche-matic Edit Meaning

1. A man with a small dick. The song All The Small Things by Blink-182 was inspired by him Man I fucking hate Matt Piper Did you hear Mat..

1. The act of eating out someone's asshole out for sexual pleasure. "Bend over slut and eat on my corn" See corn, eat, on,..

1. Used to describe facial hair; normally beards. ''Ah you need to get that facial barnet chopped son.'' See beard, b..