Douchemonger

What is Douchemonger?


1.

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.

You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!

2.

a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason

1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?

20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....

1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick

20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger

See gooch, grundle, taint, turd, douchemuffin, dingleberry


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