What is Douchenaut?
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The term for a person who is a mix between a douche and an astronaut.
One who is such a huge douchebag the atmosphere of earth can not contain them and they probe the outer reaches of the douche-galaxy
"Ted was being a douchenaut at the party last night when he pulled his dick out."
"Look at that douchenaut playing hacky-sack."
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That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.
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