Douchenbagel Edit Meaning

1. What you need to be to carry two 30-packs of Natty Light back to the party within the next 5 minutes. Man, Jason sure is an natthlete, ..

1. The feelng you get when you know someone behind you is talking about you, but you can't hear what they are saying. Jeez, I hate it..

1. What results when a water nixie mates with a dolphin. They are super cute but they cuss like sailors in really really high pitch tones...