Doucheness

What is Doucheness?

1.

The art of being a major douchebag.

The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.

See douche bag, douche, douchefuck, douche eater, WMS

2.

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

See megadouche, douche, halfdouche

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