Douchepacker

What is Douchepacker?

1) A lesbianthat uses a strap onall the time, because she has penis envy.

2) The equivalent of a fudgepacker, only female.

Becky: "Me and Maria had such a hot time last night."

Jenny: "Oh my god! We didn't. That douchepacker tore me up and had me bleeding for 3 days. She needs real help."

See bulldike, lipstick lesbian, lesbian, fudgepacker, queer

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