Douchequake

What is Douchequake?


1.

a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.

Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.

See douchequake, douche, phil, simms, douchitude

2.

A faggot.

That douchequake Phil Simms is a complete faggot.

See phil, simms, faggot, douche, douchitude

3.

when more than one douchebag and/or douchenozzle enters a room that room has been hit by a douchequake.

"Hey Jim, how did your window break?"

"Those douchebags and that douchenozzle showed up and caused a douchequake."

See douchebag, douche, douchenozzle, quake, window, doosh, turtle


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