What is Douchequake?
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a douche of such tectonic intensity that their douchiness can be measured on the Richter scale.
Phil Simms is such a douche. Yeah, he's a douchequake, yo.
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2.
A faggot.
That douchequake Phil Simms is a complete faggot.
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3.
when more than one douchebag and/or douchenozzle enters a room that room has been hit by a douchequake.
"Hey Jim, how did your window break?"
"Those douchebags and that douchenozzle showed up and caused a douchequake."
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A sexual term used to imply male masturbation.
Guys I'm going to bed. I got to go ring out the skin towel.
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A total fuck head.
I'm not going to lie to you, this douchebag is the dildo that slipped through the cracks.
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