What is Doucher?
1.
one who practices duchebaggery
doucher: see also Ryan Seacrest
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2.
someone who has douche bag qualities
Darren is such a doucher.
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3.
Noun: Someone or something that is a Douche bag. May or may not also be a asshole.
Man, 90% of iphone owners are Douchers
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4.
Someone, usually female, or feminine acting, that exhibits behavior to suggest he / she "douches"
Usually used in reference to a "pussy" or someone acting like a "pussy"
Someone so stupid, they don't even realize that "doucher" is an insult
"Dude, shut the fuck up, you fucking doucher"
"Did you see Amarosa, that kid is soooo stupid, what a doucher!'
5.
One who intentionally tries to disrupt a good thing. Can also be a
Driver: Is that guy going to pass or just hang there.
Car passes and slows down in front of the car.
Passenger: Doucher!
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6.
noun- One who participates in doucheful activities; one who partakes in douchery, douchism, or is a douchist.
"You are such a doucher, you prick."
"I'm going to use my douche. I am a doucher."
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7.
A person with an extreme lack of sophistication, basic decency and common sense.
Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.
Common Doucher Symptoms:
1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated
Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"
Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
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