Douchery

What is Douchery?


1.

To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

2.

N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.

Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)

"I'm sick of working at this douchery."

"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."

"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."

- Lord Elbenworth

See douche, douchebag, asshole, tool, idiot

3.

to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)

I cannot abide Dan's douchery.

4.

The act or art of being a douche

Jacob is interupting this class with his douchery.

See douche, douche bag, asshole, jerk

5.

The factory of which a douche comes from. Can be an actual douche, or a person who resembles one.

Dude, were you born in a douchery!?

See douche, fruity, douchery, idiot, tool, dumb, gay

6.

verbal stupidity only comparitable to a used douche bag.

The douchery will never cease as long as humans have the capability to speak.


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