What is Douchery?
1.
To engage in the actions of a douche (or douche bag).
I cannot abide Dan's douchery.
2.
N. - An act of douche-like quality; a place where the art of douchery is practiced.
Alternate spelling: doucherie (archaic)
"I'm sick of working at this douchery."
"When you turned on me in that meeting - that was some serious douchery."
"Forsooth, latent asshole, thou hast wandered oft through the land of doucherie, where politician weaves his tale and pigeon doth shit on thy head."
- Lord Elbenworth
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3.
to engage in the actions of a douche (douche bag)
I cannot abide Dan's douchery.
4.
The act or art of being a douche
Jacob is interupting this class with his douchery.
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5.
The factory of which a douche comes from. Can be an actual douche, or a person who resembles one.
Dude, were you born in a
douchery !?
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6.
verbal stupidity only comparitable to a used douche bag.
The douchery will never cease as long as humans have the capability to speak.