What is Doucheshnozzle?
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A spin-off of a douchebag; refers to a guy who is guilty of and/or has committed some form of douchebaggery. Doucheshnozzles really capture the essence of doucheness, and therefore are usually repeat offenders, i.e. they're douchey all the time, and may never grow or develop into normal, decent males.
A doucheshnozzle is a guy who stands in club lines for two hours in the hopes of rubbing up against some girl for four seconds. Guys who pose in pictures with pseudo hand gestures to act like they're cool, when in reality they are complete doucheshnozzles. Frat boys who drink crap-beer and attempt to bone women who are intoxicated or likely passed out.
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