Douchesicle

What is Douchesicle?


1.

Basically just a douche or douche bag but to an amount of wimpiness/un-manliness you cant even come close to understanding.

Dude, Stewart is such a fucking douchesicle, when we tipped that portapotty he ran off and hid in his house for hours.

See that kid getting beat up? He's the biggest douchesicle in out school.

See pansy, pussy, wimp, small penis, wuss

2.

To freeze vinegar and water in a phallic shape for the purpose of sucking and/or practicing falacio.

Lets make douchesicles tonight!

See popsicle, douche, blow, suck, cock

3.

Adj. A word used to describe a person that is beyond a douchebag.

Person 1: That son of a bitch just cut me off!

Person 2: Smash into that Douchesicle and pee on his unconscious face!

See fuckmouth, asshole, cockass, douchebag, fucksock

4.

douche bag on a popsicle stick

comes in many flavors including new car, evergreen, and cherry

hey hand me a douchesicle

or

man, you are such a douchesicle, i hate you

See jerk, sexy, douche, tastey, stinky


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