Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

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1. I shot some cum in her pussy. BILL: You know that girl Rosita? BOB: Yeah. BILL: I put some sour cream in her taco last night. BOB: A..

Nailer

1. A name given to a person who has sex in such a way on bed that the noise it makes is similar to banging toilet seat lids at 4am "Y..

Hotzohplot

1. A person of German descent that is a complete idiot. "Deiter is an hotzohplot." 2. it's written 'hotzenplotz&apos..

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