Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

W00ten

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Net Vulture

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Mouthness

1. The use of the mouth in an verbal sense Is all that smart mouthness necessary See mouth, oral, anatomy..

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