Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

We Are Done Professionally.

1. Used to address the end of the line in an escalated conversation, debate or exchange. A loss of temper or patience is often the catalyst..

Kayc

1. One who is ugly beyond belief and usually repulses guys and gurls alike. Not sure what species this thing is, it is often known to compl..

Quimtrimmery

1. the art of styling female pubic hair she has had quimtrimmery done and had a love heart on her quim for valentine's day See quim,..

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