Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

Dennis Baggert

1. 1. can be shortened to d-baggert, or just d-bag for short 2. Long version of douche bag 3. not a real person, just a nickname given to..

L.a.f.s.

1. L.A.F.S. stands for Less Attractive Friend Syndrome and is a real condition that affects girls. A girl who suffers from L.A.F.S. is ugli..

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1. The noise a highlander makes when some ignorant fucker uses the last of the bog roll (And you've only noticed this once you've..

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