Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

Ghost Shitting

1. When the descased deficate on a person(s) they hate. When i pass away I'am going to be ghost shitting on you! See shit, shitting,..

Play Doh Effect

1. The outcome of having so much hair surrounding your anus that it becomes thick and interweaved. Therefore, when you defecate, the fecal ..

Ijacking

1. When your listening to your iPod, minding your own buisness and someone comes up, grabs your iPod without asking to see what song your l..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Douche-stache Edit Meaning