Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

I Seen It!

1. a phrase you might expect to say after seeing a girls foof or perhaps a boob or two "hey peter, I seen it!" See Dave..

Ofact

1. ofact: pronounced (oh-faakt) noun- 1. opinionated fact. 2. a highly plausible or ultra-sound theory. 3. not exactly fact but presented..

Eeho

1. v. to cause fatal death by bad breath Joe: *Cough *Choking Bob: Dude, you all right? Joe: Man, I just got eehoed See eeho, bad, brea..

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