Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

Vacaville Drive-thru

1. A blow job variation in which the man thrusts his penis between a woman's breasts and into her mouth to provide lubrication for the..

Insurance Roll

1. that extra roll of toilet paper you put on top of the toilet or on the side on the bathroom counter in case you think your gonna run out..

Poompy

1. Unusually large amount of fecesthat one excretes. Usually has a sausage-like shape. "Aw man, I just took tha biggest poompy in the..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Douche-stache Edit Meaning