Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

W/o

1. Short way of saying "with out" I am going to the store w/o my wallet. See Juan 2. Means without. Used in text and IMing. S..

Quick Karl

1. when someone lays there head in a toilet, then someone sits on there face and takes a huge shit, its like a warm karl but there is no sa..

Hootykie

1. an object that you cannot think of the name of but is something you are talking about. Put the milk in the hootykie. (fridge) See thin..

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