Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

Nigger Boxing

1. The "Ghetto" version of boxing. Instead of using timing, combos and strategies to win a fight you simply tilt your head down,..

Really? Get My Sandwhich!

1. Ellen Degeneres comic stand-up. You use this to make a person shut up and go away. "Hey, I got an A on this paper!" "..

Llama Dong

1. An abusive phrase used to offend others. "You're a llama dong!" See offensive, rude, phrase, llama, dong..

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