Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

Ooft, I Haff!

1. From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc. Used when somebody is particularl..

Quefick

1. 1. a very rarely heard slang word for perfect 2. a stand in for question (aka quezzy) 3. sometimes misunderstood as quickf**k... which..

Dos Muchos

1. Too Much. comes from a mistranslation from english to spanish. literal translation: "two much" She is doing dos muchos with ..

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