Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

Yumpas

1. to lose an eye to become a caffrey. That card came out of no where and I got yumpased. See search engine, legacy..

Mutherfuggininsane-o

1. Something that is so unbelievably awesome that you are overcome with the urge to declare your love for it in front of all your friends. ..

Doinagain

1. Do it again. Do it over. Repeat the act. Doinagain daddy, doinagain daddy. See repeat, redo..

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