Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?


1.

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex


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