Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

Hizos

1. The ghettolized word of hoes. Let us bang all these hizos in the parking lot...

Hoodspeak

1. An english dialect consisting of slangand grammatical abbreviations, often found in the hood; ebonics "You can tell ol' babe ..

Do The Decent Thing

1. A phrase that can be heard above the screams and the grunts of 'men only' establishments such as conservative clubs and roman ..

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