Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

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1. The call of Dr. Zoidberg when he is in danger. "oh no, im under attack, *ink spray* w00p w00p w00p w00p"..

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1. A water buffalo. Dude 1: }:3 }:3 }:3 Dude 2: Sure is a lot of water buffalos around here. Dude 1: >:3 Dude 2: Jesus Christ, and a..

You've Done A Ben Woodyear!

1. When someone you 'like' hates you because you asked out their best friend after hooking up with them, so you ask them out to t..

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