Douche-stache

What is Douche-stache?

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

See mustache, pubes, hair, sex

Odviously

1. Misspelled word by a noob. "You odviously are gay" See odviously, noob, gay, fun..

Zum

1. When a bitch be givin' you head while you sleep! I passed out drunk, when I woke up I was gettin Zum! See Woo 2. ZÚM is said th..

Jurk

1. 1. the correct way to say "Jerkin it"- male masturbation after looking at a hot girls picture or after a very lonely day! 2. ..

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