Douchestache

What is Douchestache?

Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.

There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.

Vh5!

1. Virtual High Five. This needs to be said when speaking to someone on the computer and need to congratulate them for a good job. Email..

You're Such A Dek!

1. When someone wants to call someone else a 'dick' but their crappy Pakistani accent makes them sound like 'Dek!' Guy..

Quarter-wit

1. Less than a half-wit. Would require two to make a half-wit, an idiot. He's a total fool - a complete quarter-wit. See moron, idio..

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