Douchestache

What is Douchestache?

Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.

There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.

Imaginary Muffin

1. a word or phrase made up just to annoy the shit out of someone. Oh yeah he was just saying that as an imaginary muffin. See annoy, muf..

Hemoshart

1. When you have hemorrhoids and you fart and a little poop comes out along with a little blood. I had a hemoshart at work while wearing m..

Recta

1. Any object or person that is unattractive That guy is so recta. See ugly, fugly, toaster, unattractive, urine..

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