What is Douche-tard?
1.
a compound word consisting of the parts:
Our substitute teacher spent 10 minutes trying to pronounce the word "sedimentary". What an illiterate douche-tard.
2.
Any person unfortunately possessing characteristics of both a complete idiot and an asshole. They typically have no brain and or common sense and tend to get on people's bad sides with their impeccable stupidity.
"Last night at the bar Kevin was being SUCH a douche-tard"
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3.
One who possesses the dual qualities of a douche and a retard.
you are a douche-tard
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