Douchetard

What is Douchetard?


1.

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"

(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.

2.

A person who is neither a "Douchebag" or a "Fucktard", but has qualities of both.

That dude is a total douchetard!

See douchebag, fucktard, retard, douche, idiot

3.

a simple amallgamation of douche and a tard. usualy one asscociated with the US supreme court, or the US government and its officials

oh wow... george bush is SUCh a douchetard...

See douche, tard, douchebag, asshole, george bush

4.

An annoying perv who sneaks up behind you on the dance floor and, under the guise of "dancing", grinds his nasty dick against your ass.

That stupid douchetard wouldn't leave me alone, so I backhanded him across the nuts.

See douchewad, fucktard, douche, fuckwad

5.

One who is stupid or blinded by their arrogance; One that knows nothing.

"Aaron thinks he's better than me at drumset! What a DOUCHETARD!!


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