What is Douchetard?
1.
An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.
That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.
2.
A person who is neither a "Douchebag" or a "Fucktard", but has qualities of both.
That dude is a total douchetard!
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3.
a simple amallgamation of
oh wow... george bush is SUCh a douchetard...
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4.
An annoying perv who sneaks up behind you on the dance floor and, under the guise of "dancing", grinds his nasty dick against your ass.
That stupid douchetard wouldn't leave me alone, so I backhanded him across the nuts.
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5.
One who is stupid or blinded by their arrogance; One that knows nothing.
"Aaron thinks he's better than me at drumset! What a DOUCHETARD!!