What is Douchetooth?
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DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.
Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
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a phrase to exclaim great distaste for a certain action or event.
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v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
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After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.
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