Douchetooth

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DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.

Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..

Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.

Jill: your a f*ing douche

See blue tooth, douchebag, douche


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