What is Douchetooth?
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DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.
Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
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Like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck, but with beer and sausage.
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Infinite capacity due to some technical screwup on the part of your antagonist.
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the shit that gets humans high!
This tetrahydracannibinol has got me more stoned than Jesus!
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