What is Douchetooth?
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DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.
Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
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Of a lady in a sexually excited state
Jane was up for it - she had knickers like a paddling pool..
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an action in which one person and/or thing is constantly mentioning someone to a point where it annoys the person whom the person is men..
