What is Douchetooth?
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DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.
Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
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A person that gets really drunk at a party at a trailer and pees on the floor in the living room thinking it was the bathroom.
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some dumb whoregibbering bitch who don't know jack shit!
That gibberwhore needs to shut the hell up befo i bust a cap in that ass!..
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Used to describe two things that are independent of each other. One does not imply the other.
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