What is Douchetooth?
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DoucheTooth(noun)A phone accessory which generally goes in ones ear that lets everyone know you are a super important douche and way too busy for in-person human contact.
Jill: honey I have something really important to tell you. I ha..
Dave: (toggles Douchetooth and interrupts) Sorry babe I gotta take this.
Jill: your a f*ing douche
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1. William Shakespeare.
Lord Byron wrote that Shakespeare was a vulgar dog.
2. A dog. Any dog.
Bet you can't find me a dog who i..
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A man or women that punchs fat people only because they are obese.
"Hey Man you you got to be a skittlepuncher!?"
See skittl..