Douchetropolis

What is Douchetropolis?


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Any upper class area in any town where douche bags tend to congregate. They are usually where all of the martini bars are located.

Hey guys, lets go to downtown Douchetropolis so we can get yelled at by assholes with spiked hair and pay $12 for a single drink!

See douchebag, martini, assface, cuntpipe, metropolis


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