What is Douchette?
1.
A douchette is the feminine form of a douche bag. A girl who is usually unintelligent, shallow and wears a lot of Abercrombie/preppy clothes.
"That party sucked, it was full of douchettes!"
2.
A female douche bag.
She's been such a douchette lately.
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Alternative word for douche, in relation to a female who is displaying annoying tendencies.
Every female character on the Hills is the epitome of a douchette.
Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on their popular reality TV show The Simple Life popularized the identifying characteristics of a douchette.
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Anyone who has been influenced from a douche and has started to show signs of doucheism.
The son or daughter of a douche.
Sally, who hung out with Natasha the douche, started to show signs of becoming a douchette.
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The feminine version of a douchebag. An unintelligent bimbo with enough self confidence for two people. Some characteristics of a douchette include talking about oneself, taking hundreds of mirror photos for Facebook or Myspace, being slutty all the time, wearing Hollister or American Eagle, and inhaling furious amounts of dick.
See also: she-douche
"So she had me come over to look at pictures she took of herself wearing her new Aeropostale shirt."
"What a douchette."
b.
"Why is Jim's girlfriend always going around with puckered lips?"
"She's a douchette. Her face is frozen from sucking so much dick."
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Female douche bag (complement to male douche bag)
Female athletes that act like guys, and give each other high fives and slap each other on the ass
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an ignorant girl; stupid girl
"That douchette kicked me in the shin."