What is Douchewaffle?
1.
An offshoot of the highly popular
Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.
Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!
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2.
One who is utterly and indefinetly asinine in everything that he/she does in life. Also a complete failure and annoyance to all.
That fag is such a douchewaffle, his shit isn't fuckin' funny and he is a dick.
3.
It is a "breakfast swear" as defined by me and my friends this past summer!! I thought I created the word, and we argued over whether or not it could be used during the day, or just in the morning.
You suck at life, you douchewaffle. Or...Josh is a douchewaffle. Or...Go eat a douchewaffle, douchewaffle.
