Douchmoff Edit Meaning

1. A clitoris that bends to the left when excited. Similar to a smoowang in men. When I went downtown, her smootang nearly took my eye out..

1. Zipdill (noun). Having no dick or balls. Spineless. Dude: Hey Fred, wanna hit a strip joint tonight? Fred: No, my wife says I gotta he..

1. A card that is used for food stamp benefits in some states like Oregon to take the "embarrassment" out of using food stamps. ..