Douchmoff Edit Meaning

1. A sick or infected vagina. I was gonna go down on her, but when I pulled her pants down it was obvious she was suffering with vagisitus..

1. what's up?(only works on the telephone) hello?hello?Spankin'?!nothin' holmes!Spankin' wit you? See kidd..

1. An unholy disease that transcends time and space. I was talking on the phone with my sister, and wouldn't you know it, a wormhole ..