Douchmoff Edit Meaning

1. Term used for a penis that appears to only have a bell end with no shaft. 'That guy in the gym insisted on walking round naked&apo..

1. Unintentionally, awkwardly sneezing while eating out a smokin hot broad. Jeff (while eating out Diana) : Ha-choo! Diana: God bless you..

1. Speaking of ones self as a felon, in first person. I am such a felonist. See felon, theif, theft, crook, crime..