Douchmuffin Edit Meaning

1. When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yoursel..

1. A sledgehammer. As in, "Yewlbee fucked if it hits you." Jake destroyed the ugly, torn armchair with a yewlbee. See sledgeham..

1. A bowel movement that feels so awful it is as though you are shitting live, angry scorpions. "Oh man, I just had a ton of hot wing..