What is Douchometer?
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The level on a scale from 1-10 on how much any person, persons, or particular action was douche-like or of a mean, malignant, or asshole-like behavior
student A: Dude, my science teacher just gave me detention for being like two seconds late
student B:
wtf man that's an easy 7.5 on the douchometer
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When you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.
Last night,I gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.
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One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual dev..
