What is Douchometer?
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The level on a scale from 1-10 on how much any person, persons, or particular action was douche-like or of a mean, malignant, or asshole-like behavior
student A: Dude, my science teacher just gave me detention for being like two seconds late
student B:
wtf man that's an easy 7.5 on the douchometer
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Hairless genitals, smoothed by means of waxing, shaving, electrolysis, or otherwise.
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To kill an otherwise good conversation with an abnormally stupid or unecessary comment that is not in any way relavent to the conversati..
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A mexican who rubs their stomach while dancing to salsa.
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