Douchwaffle Edit Meaning

1. The act of simultaneously holding a mouse in one hand and your penis in the other, all of course while viewing internet porn. Robert&ap..

1. The most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies. I'm ri..

1. A scientific word meaning to "pull from one's ass." In the below sentence, this means that one or more scientists pulled ..