Douchyism

What is Douchyism?

1. The act of saying or doing egotisticaldouchy phrases or actions.

2. Talking yourself up, inflating your ego to ridiculous heights.

3. The adjective of a Douchbag

"why did i come to the BBQ in a suit?, because i look good, duh." -"Wow Karen is throwing out the douchyisms today"

"I date young girls because i can mold them to my lifestyle, i don't want to have to adjust to anyone elses, i mean hey I'm VP i'm a great catch"

Hey did you catch that douchyism in Carl's conversation at the dinnertable tonight?

See douchbag, douchy, douchie, douchism, egotistical

Quarfnock

1. penicular Flatulence. similar to the female quif. but originates from the penis or groin area. (fart noise) "dude you just quarfno..

Jingo

1. Slang for masturbation. Comes from Jerking Off or J'ing O. I'm gonna go jingo and get to sleep early tonight. See jerk off, ..

Fagwittage

1. May also be referred to as an a*hole, although a homosexual a*hole. That fagwittage stood me up and messed around with my best friend. ..

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