Douchyism

What is Douchyism?

1. The act of saying or doing egotisticaldouchy phrases or actions.

2. Talking yourself up, inflating your ego to ridiculous heights.

3. The adjective of a Douchbag

"why did i come to the BBQ in a suit?, because i look good, duh." -"Wow Karen is throwing out the douchyisms today"

"I date young girls because i can mold them to my lifestyle, i don't want to have to adjust to anyone elses, i mean hey I'm VP i'm a great catch"

Hey did you catch that douchyism in Carl's conversation at the dinnertable tonight?

See douchbag, douchy, douchie, douchism, egotistical

Amess

1. What one would consider to be a hot ass mess. "Tell me why when I fart my eyes role to the back of my head?" "Amess!!&q..

Dinkle Berries

1. A butt hair with a tiny piece of crap at the end of it. Dave's butt is covered in dinkle berries! See dinkle, dingle, poop, butt..

Velvet Slipper

1. the little portion of rectal tissue that prolapses out of the anus during anal sex when the inserted penis is retracted Hey man, did yo..

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