Doug E. Fresh

What is Doug E. Fresh?


1.

The first human beat box. If you don't roll with the Fresh then what the hell do you roll with? Performed with Slick Rick

R: Excuse me Doug E Fresh...

D: Yes!

R: Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic

with one minute rhymes that don't come out right

They bite

D: They never write

R: That's not polite. Am I lyin'?

D: No, you're quite right


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