Doug Rock

What is Doug Rock?


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"Annoying" rock music that meets the following criteria:

1: "Sensitive" lyrics often depicting self-pity accompanied by crunching guitars.

2: Band members who consider themselves "artists" for commercialized and formulaic material.

3: An obsession with power ballads.

Typical Doug Rock songs begin with a tender acoustic riff to establish a sense of melancholy before the "crashing electric guitar climax" expresses the emotional angst of the song's protagonist. Most songs follow a formula of the subject suffering form a personal or situational shortcoming with redemption dependant on the favor a love interest or the subject's renewed faith.

Guy 1: Did you hear that Nickleback song?

Guy 2: No, I avoid Doug Rock whenever possible.

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