Doughgut

What is Doughgut?


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Doughgut is what occurs after eating too much (usually white) bread. Your gut becomes clogged up and, and despite the amount of bread you've consumed you can't seem to feel full, due to no nutrients whatsoever being contained in said bread.

Usually happens only to men when poor. Doughgut amongst women has, as yet, no reported cases.

The bloated constipation is usually accompanied by an overwhelming need to knead your abdomen.

Mate, are you alright? You're walking a bit funny.

I've had nothing but bread to eat for three days. Got really bad doughgut. Might have to live on the toilet for the rest of the week.

Harsh. I had doughgut once and had to have soup enema to get it all out.

See gut rot


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