Doughnut Pants

What is Doughnut Pants?


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Being either sweat or wind type pants. These pants are worn by law enforcment persons,that regular pants are to uncomfortable due to the amount of yummy pastries during a shift.

Hey officer, are you okay? It looks like your doughnut pants are on fire. There's nothing to see here mam! I was enjoying several beer whips with my pastry. When the bungson burner I was doing went 10 atom 12. You had better get back to your rusty brass quartet.

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