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The white stinkie slime found on the head of your dick at the end of the day.
I found some duck cheese on my dick last night dear...
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Time to get serious, time to stop messing around
Phone Rings...(I answer talking to matt)
matt-hey whats up dude? You wanna go to the..
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Hump day, an occasion every week to wear that ugly sweater you got from Aunt Mildred for Christmas.
Jack: Crap, I forgot it was Ugly Sw..