What is Dousche Monkey?
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When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
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using a corn filled (stiff) piece of shit as an artificial penis
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Alternative word for Lesbian.
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