What is Dousche Monkey?
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When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
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The act of ejaculating in your partners ear canal (usually after pulling out while getting oral sex)while wearing a hot pink fannypack a..
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A kid who likes to have midgets skeet all over his face. He is Uber GAY!
Hey brandon, at least you arnt Scot Simonson...
