Dousche Monkey

What is Dousche Monkey?

When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.

At a party where cops are patrolling outside.

Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!

Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!

See dousche-a-loosh, dumbass

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