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A southern way of saying that something is as hard as a rock.
Boy, these biscuits here at Cracker Barrel are harder than a wedding dick..
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An extremely hard erection, capable of being used as a catapult for cashews, Dane Cook style. May also be used to perform cock push-ups..
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The instance when a hippie-type is extremely excited.
Originated from the fact that hippie's are known for wearing the shoe brand ..
