Douschebag

What is Douschebag?


1.

Used in many ways to describe an utter shit stain on society.

Can also be used to joke with a friend, or haze an enemy.

I can't believe you pulled the philly fakeout on laura last night, Bob. What a douschebag!

or

Jim actually ditched us for a fat chick last night. I wanna beat that douschebag's ass.

See dbag, dousche

2.

N: A person who is dirty in all aspects, human excrement, the bottom of the sewage system.

N: An insult used to make someone think very deeply and then realize what a horrible person they are.

N: A cum sponge.

Interjection: Used when someone says something utterly retarded and you just have to stop them.

Jasen: "Yeah, I was raping this baby monkey yesterday and he was like-"

Ron: "No, fucktard, quit being such a douschebag, that's retarded."

Jasen: Hey, sorry man, you didn't have to go call me a douschebag though, I'm going to go and cry now."


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