What is Dow Jowned?
1.
Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.
1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.
2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.
See
Random Words:
1.
The act of making a telephone call and then putting the phone down before anyone gets a chance to answer
Hey, you better not ring n dro..
1.
A puerto rican that is too proud of his fake heritage and will prefer to have sex with the puerto rican flag then a human
ex.. Naked wo..
