Dow Jowned

What is Dow Jowned?

Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.

1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.

2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.

See dow, jones, money, stock market

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