What is Dow Jowned?
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Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.
1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.
2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.
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