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When someone hears obvious telltale signs of one things, and assumes it's something similar but off the wall. Origins from the show..
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To fondle a knife and play with it when you have more important things to be doing.
I could knifesturbate for hours with my new Swiss A..
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A random way of being surprised and amused..
Bob: Hey tom, I just got laid...
Tom: ZOMFGWTFBBQ? BY WHO?
See zomg, wtf, bbq, lol, noob..