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A huge dump that burns your asshole and leaves a skidmark in the toilet.
Me - "I thrash n' burned. It hurt so bad! You can ev..
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When someone uses the quote you were going to use moments before you use it.
The professor would have totally given me a better gradeif..
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When a man marries a woman who already has children.
So how come Rob doesn't hang out anymore?
Dude he got married a month ago an..