Downstater

What is Downstater?


1.

An Illinois resident who lives in the lower 3/4 of the state - anywhere south of Chicagoland.

"Where are you from?"

"Chicago, what about you?"

"I'm from Dwight."

"Oh, you're a downstater."

"No - Dwight is pretty far north. It's only an hour south of Chicago."

"Hey, if you're farther than Joliet, you're a downstater."

See illinois, chicago, midwest, resident, downstate


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