Doyf

What is Doyf?

Doyf is a slang term which means slapping the face using the male genitalia.

Simon: i had this hot chick at mine last night!

Mark: oh yeah? what happened?

Simon: well... she turned out to be a guy and then doyfed me across the face!

See slap, bitch slap, bad times, dick

Dick on your face. When a man slaps a woman in the face with his penis.

That girl kept on talking so I had to doyf her. I doyfed her last night.

See verb, love tap, Greek

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Befux

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Jerkens

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