Dozen Matter Edit Meaning

1. A computer geek's sexy ass bitch. The sexiest piece of machinery alive. Whoah, dude, I just want to stick my penis in that Uro-Fig..

1. When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them. 1..

1. A beard infested with the genes of Ian Lovegrove ASDFGHJKLL:L:::KLpdet4422wddDEFRSSFSDFGfggggfdfgja..