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An infant's sharp untrimmed fingernails. Because their hands are so small, they grab randomly and tightly it can hurt like hell. Li..
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A Freezerlanche is a avalanche that comes from your freezer. This usually happens when someone puts to many items in the freezer, closes..
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The act of cramming ones own feces into the complimentary hotel hair dryer so that the next unsuspecting person to use it gets a head fu..