D-pants

What is D-pants?


1.

A pair of plastic pants with tight elastic bands around the ankles, previously introduced on the Tim and Eric Awesome Show. (Great Job)

The pants are to be worn UNDER your regular pants, (replacing underwear) and are used to collect your explosive diarrhea. When you have filled up your D-Pants, it is absolutely correct to take them out back, hose them off, and re-use them. No solids please.

Johnny: "Hello friend, how are you doing today!?"

Jimmy: "I am SWELL, did you hear about the new D-Pants?"

Johnny: "Why CERTAINLY, I am filling mine up right now as we speak!"

See shit, doo doo, diaper, yummy


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