What is Dpk?
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A short fat hobbit who likes to rule over everybody.She has a loving desire for the art of Arcimboldo and currently hangs several thousands photos of him next to his coffin in her wine cellar. She has a habbit of gettin her butler to kill family pets and then hang them above her fireplace. In 2005, she intruded into a local primary school and started to demolish and ruin childrens work. She only requires one insurance company because she has all the insurance she can possibly wish for. Her fingers contain substances found in cumberland sausages and she is also a very keen reader! She carries along a whip and a cross incase she finds any inferior races to what she believes to be superior. On Sunny days she talks to plants and loves to swing onl her bench after spending 23 hours cooking. The Dorothy requires no sleep as she has removable eyes. In 2008, she penetrated a nursery child after lurking in the bushes.
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
" I HAVE ALLLLLL THE INSURANCE I COULD POSSIBLY WISH FOR"
"AND SO-TO-BED"
"MOZART WAS A COUSIN OF MINE"
"ME AND THE QUEEN GET ON LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER"
"I WAS FIFTEEN LAST WEEKEND"
"THERE IS ONLY ONE QUEEN AND THAT IS ME, D TO THE P TO THE K, DPK"
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