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The excuse you should ALWAYS give to your girlfriend when she bitches to you about grabbing/slapping her ass.
Zach: (slowly reaches for..
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(n) A person or object which moves slowly.
I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway...
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When you are fucking a chick from behind and pulling her hair, you pull out and spew in your free hand. While still pulling her hair you..